He said, "Lady I would like to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner for you."

She said, "OK but first what do you think of this body?" She opened her robe and exposed her nude body.

"It's fine, but I still have to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner."

She took his hands and placed them on her breasts and told him to feel how soft and firm they were.

"They are nice but I still have to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner."

She then took his hand and placed it between her legs, rubbing his hands on her and said, "Isn't that so soft, warm, and moist?"

He said, "Yes, but I still want to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner."

She said, "Wait you had better come inside. I hear someone coming."

They went in side and she dropped her robe. Standing there nude she asked, "What do you think is the most outstanding part of my body?"

He said, "Well it has to be your ears."

She said, "What do you mean my ears?"

He said, "You know when you said to come in because you heard someone coming? Well it was me!"