She replied, "this is my washcloth."

The little boy went on his way.

One evening the woman and her husband were beginning to make love and he asked her to do something different and shave her hair off. She agreed.

A week or so after that the little boy had walked in on his mother again but this time she didn't have any hair. So the little boy asked with concern, "Mommy, what happen to your washcloth?"

She replied, "I lost it."

Later that day the little boy came running up to his mom and said, "Mommy, I found your washcloth."

She replied confused, "Where did you find it?"

He told her that the lady next door was washing Daddy's face with it!