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The First Time

Joke submitted by: Anonymous


A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.


"Pop, what do I do first?"


"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies.


So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama.


"Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies.


After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.


"What do I do?" he asks.


His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she pees!" is the dad's advice.


A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks.


"Well, what is he doing?" mama asks.


"He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!"




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