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A man was shipwrecked on an isolated island with nobody for company except his faithful dog. Life was getting monotonous until one day he spotted a sheep on the other side of the island. Slowly approaching the sheep, he managed to get it into position and was about to mount it when his dog suddenly gave out a loud bark and he had to give up the idea. A second and subsequent attemps by the man to approach the sheep from the rear always met with similar frustrations. Then one day, a pretty girl was washed ashore almost lifeless, a victim of another shipwreck. After some furious efforts at resuscitation, the man managed to revive the girl. The girl was profusely thankful. "I'll do anything for you for saving my life," she said, "anything." "Good!", said the love-struck man happily. "Can you watch my dog for fifteen minutes?"


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