An old man was sitting next to him and asked what was wrong. The younger man said his gay lover had just died and he wanted his ashes spread in the park but that he just could not bring himself to do it.

The old offered to do it for him and the gay man accepted.

The old man bean to spread the ashes and said, "Ashes to Ashes . . . Dust to Dust . . . If you would had stayed with pussy you would still be with us."