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TROJAN CONDOM CO. INC.
6944 Slippery Root drive
Bendover, Mass.
696969

Dear: ________

We regret to inform you that your application to model TROJAN condoms has
been rejected.

Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors
feels that you do not achieve the positive, romantic image we are seeking
for our product.

A loose baggy and wrinkled condom does not promote a romantic image (your
ingenious use of polygrip is admirable, but unfortunately, even that did not
result in securing our product in place for the photographs taken.)

Your interest in TROJAN condoms is appreciated, and we will retain your
application on file in case the market for MICRO/MINI condoms ever shows a
potential for development.

Along with our thanks to you, we send your wife/girl friend/other our
deepest sympathies.

Yours Truly,

Peter Skinner
Director of Marketing
TROJAN Condom Co. Inc.


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