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An elegant, well-dressed lady went into her local pet shop and found a huge, gorgeous parrot in a cage way back in a corner of the shop. Catching her admiring the bird, the store owner hurried over. "I don't think a lady like you would want that bird. You see, it lived in a -- well, in a house of ill repute all its life." The lady felt sorry for the bird, bought it, and installed the cage in her beautifully appointed living room. As she carefully drew off the heavy cage drape, the bird bobbed its head and eyed her and its new surroundings. "Aaaaawk!" it suddenly said. "New house! New madam!" Taken aback, the lady was about to reprimand the parrot when her three teenaged daughters wandered in asking what all the noise was about. The parrot jumped up and down, squawking, "Aaaaaawk! New house! New madam! New girls!" Not amused, the lady was determined to cover the cage again until she could work with the poor bird, when her husband came in from work. The parrot fixed him with a beady stare as he hung up his coat. Then it flapped its wings and shrieked, "Aaaaawwwwk! New house, new madam, new girls... same old john!"


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