So the white guy goes in and comes out with a smile on his face, "Not only was she great," he says, "but it only cost me $75!"

Now the black guy goes in and comes out smiling, "She was good, and It only cost me $100!"

In goes the Jewish fellow and he soon comes out smiling, too.

"Well, how much did it cost you?" the other two ask.

"$20," he replies.

With that the other two begin to laugh hysterically. "You pune!" they say, "Do you even have a dick?"

"I'm not stupid," he says. "I paid on the way out."