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The Lid

Joke submitted by: KornGod666

An old man who wanted to get his young wife pregnant walks into the sperm bank to get his sperm tested. The doctor gives him a cup and sends him on his way. The next day, the man came back with the lid still on and nothing inside. The doctor asked what was wrong. The old man replied, "first I tried with my right hand, then my left, but nothing happened. Then, my wife tried with her right hand, then her left, then her mouth, but nothing happened. Then, my daughter tried it with her right hand, then her left, then her mouth, but we couldn't get the lid off!

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