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Scientists studying a pair of visiting aliens ask how they reproduce. The male alien says "Here, will show you" and proceeds to intertwine his antennae with those of the female for 15 seconds afterwhich a sack beigns to expand on the feamle's back. 60 seconds later the sack breaks open and a minature alien pops out. "That's how it's done says the male alein. How do you earthlings reproduce?" The male scientist eyes his attractive female assistant and says "Shall we demonstrate?" The female assistant feeling somewhat frisky replies "In the interest of scientific interchange, of course" and the two proceed to engage in 30 minutes of fantastic sex. "There", says the scientist aftterwords, "that's how we earthlings reproduce!" Fine" replies the alien, "but where's your offspring?" "Oh, our gestation period is 9 months" says the scientist. "9 months?" questions the alien, "but if you have to wait 9 months, why were you in such a hurry at the end?"


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