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23rd Channel

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

The 23rd Channel

The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa;
It leadeth me away from faith;
It destroys my soul;
It leadeth me into the paths of sex and violence for the sponsors sake.

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
there is no interruption, for the TV is with me;
Its cables and remote control, they comfort me.

It prepareth a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It annointeth my head with humanism and consumerism; my coveting runneth over.

Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house, just watching TV all the time.

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