Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Some Finance: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

Some Psych: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little -- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.