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Rednecks Visit a Whorehouse

Joke submitted by: Stephanie Strong


There was 3 rednecks in New York City. One day while sight seeing they ran upon a whorehouse. Excited, they entered the whorehouse like kids entering a toy store.

The first redneck had $5.00, the second redneck had $10.00, and the third redneck had $15.00.

The first redneck approached the lady behind the desk and said " I got $5.00!

What do I get for $5.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said "Ginger-- take this getleman upstairs and give him $5.00 worth!"

The first redneck came back downstairs grinning from ear to ear.

The oter two rednecks said "Man, what did you get for $5.00?"

The first redneck explained that she took it out of his pants she put whipped cream all over it, then licked it all off.

This exited the 2nd redneck and he quickly approached the lady at the desk. He said "Okay, I have $10.00!What do I get for $10.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said" Tasha, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $10.00 worth!"

The 2nd redneck came downstairs, grinning from ear to ear, as if he was on Cloud Nine.

The other two rednecks met him and asked" Man, what did you get for $10.00?"

The 2nd redneck explained she took it out of his pants, put whipped cream on it, nuts and chocolate topping and she licked it all off.

This excited the 3rd redneck, so he nervously approached the lady at the desk and said, "I have $15.00. What can I get for $15.00?"

The lady turned on the intercom again and said" Melissa, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $15.00 worth!"

The 3rd redneck came downstairs with a huge frown on his face, and on the brink of tears.

Curious, the other 2 rednecks asked, "Man, why are you so sad. What could've went wrong? You had $15.00?"

The 3rd redneck said, "Boys, she took it out of my pants, put whipped cream all over it. Then she put strawberries, pinapple topping, chocolate syrup,nuts and a big cherry on top! It looked so good I ate it myself."



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