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Return to the Redneck Joke List Joke submitted by: Anonymous A guy from Arkansas walks up the complaint department in a large department store and says, "I'm really pissed at you folks! This shotgun I bought for my brother doesn't work." The clerk at the counter takes the gun, looks it over, and flicks a switch. "There," he says, "you didn't disengage the safety catch first." The Arkansan takes the gun back, looks at it for a second, then squeezes the trigger. The blast blows a six-inch hole in the clerk's chest. He falls to the floor in a pool of blood and gore. The Arkansan looks over the counter for a moment, then shakes his head. "What a shame," he mutters. "He was a smart sucker." 113 voters gave this joke a 2.2 rating. Send to Friend |
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