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Be Careful with the Safety

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

A guy from Arkansas walks up the complaint department in a large department store and says, "I'm really pissed at you folks! This shotgun I bought for my brother doesn't work."

The clerk at the counter takes the gun, looks it over, and flicks a switch. "There," he says, "you didn't disengage the safety catch first."

The Arkansan takes the gun back, looks at it for a second, then squeezes the trigger. The blast blows a six-inch hole
in the clerk's chest. He falls to the floor in a pool of blood and gore.

The Arkansan looks over the counter for a moment, then shakes his head.

"What a shame," he mutters. "He was a smart sucker."

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