Winning Contestants' Entries:

# 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

# 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

# 3 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kaczynski must surely have known: that an intern is better than a bomb in a letter given the choice to be blown.

# 4 There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap she confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." * (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.)