| Pickup Jokes and Humor - Page 1 | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Is that a keg in your pants?
| 4.0
Vote | 3 |
| | 2. | Pick-Up Line - Magic Watch
| 3.4
Vote | 2382 |
| | 3. | Pick-Up Line - Bomb Squad
| 3.3
Vote | 1077 |
| | 4. | Pick-Up Line - Let's Do Math
| 3.2
Vote | 614 |
| | 5. | Pick-Up Lines - Die Happy
| 3.2
Vote | 598 |
| | 6. | Holidays
| 3.1
Vote | 466 |
| | 7. | Pick-Up Line - Wanna Play Army?
| 3.1
Vote | 258 |
| | 8. | Pick-Up Line - Lion Tamer
| 3.1
Vote | 208 |
| | 9. | Pick-Up Line - Same Reason
| 3.1
Vote | 198 |
| | 10. | The Stork
| 3.1
Vote | 103 |
| | 11. | Pick-Up Line - Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before?
| 3.0
Vote | 409 |
| | 12. | Fred Flintstone
| 3.0
Vote | 313 |
| | 13. | Pick-Up Line - Gift
| 3.0
Vote | 228 |
| | 14. | Pick-Up Line - "If You Are What You Eat?"
| 3.0
Vote | 223 |
| | 15. | Pick-Up Line - How Do You Like Your Eggs?
| 3.0
Vote | 207 |
| | 16. | Pick-Up Line - Space Pants
| 3.0
Vote | 129 |
| | 17. | Pick-Up Line - What's Your Sign?
| 2.9
Vote | 202 |
| | 18. | Pick-Up Line - Haven't We Met Before - VD Clinic
| 2.9
Vote | 158 |
| | 19. | Pick-Up Line - Nice Body
| 2.9
Vote | 130 |
| | 20. | Pick-Up Line - Do You Have Any Italian In You?
| 2.9
Vote | 129 |
| | 21. | Pick-Up Line - Go to the End of the Earth For You
| 2.9
Vote | 119 |
| | 22. | Pick-Up Line - Boogers
| 2.9
Vote | 84 |
| | 23. | Pick-Up Line - Milk
| 2.9
Vote | 61 |
| | 24. | Third Husband
| 2.8
Vote | 200 |
| | 25. | Pick-Up Line - What Do You Do For A Living?
| 2.8
Vote | 184 |
| | 26. | Pick-Up Line - Can I Have Your Telephone Number?
| 2.8
Vote | 171 |
| | 27. | Pick-Up Line - Your Place Or Mine?
| 2.8
Vote | 148 |
| | 28. | Pick-Up Line - Redo Alphabet
| 2.8
Vote | 145 |
| | 29. | Pick-Up Line - Love At First Sight?
| 2.8
Vote | 124 |
| | 30. | Pick-Up Line - "Are Your Pants Mirrors?"
| 2.8
Vote | 115 |
| | 31. | Pick-Up Line - Is This Seat Empty?
| 2.8
Vote | 93 |
| | 32. | Pick-Up Line - Satisfy Your Fantasy
| 2.8
Vote | 86 |
| | 33. | Pick-Up Line - My Name is Haywood
| 2.8
Vote | 83 |
| | 34. | Pick-Up Line - Want To Go Back To My Place?
| 2.8
Vote | 65 |
| | 35. | Pick-Up Line - I'd Go Through Anything For You
| 2.8
Vote | 54 |
| | 36. | Pick-Up Line - Braille?
| 2.8
Vote | 36 |
| | 37. | Pick-Up Line - "Are You Hurt?"
| 2.7
Vote | 174 |
| | 38. | Pick-Up LIne - "Are Your Parents Thieves?"
| 2.7
Vote | 127 |
| | 39. | Pick-Up Line - Are You From Tennessee?
| 2.7
Vote | 57 |
| | 40. | Pick-Up Line - Milk Does a Body Good
| 2.7
Vote | 42 |
| | 41. | Pick-Up Line - Polar Bear
| 2.6
Vote | 150 |
| | 42. | Pick-Up Line - "Do You Have a Quarter?"
| 2.6
Vote | 135 |
| | 43. | Newfie Discovers Himself
| 2.6
Vote | 75 |
| | 44. | Pick-Up Lines - If You Were a Bag of Chips
| 2.6
Vote | 59 |
| | 45. | Pick-Up Line - Your Body is Like a Temple
| 2.6
Vote | 57 |
| | 46. | Pick-Up Line - Look When Naked?
| 2.6
Vote | 45 |
| | 47. | Pick-Up Line - Are You an Angel?
| 2.6
Vote | 43 |
| | 48. | Milk Does A Body Good
| 2.5
Vote | 127 |
| | 49. | Pick-Up Line - You Must Be Tired
| 2.5
Vote | 77 |
| | 50. | Pick-Up Line - Devil
| 2.5
Vote | 63 |
| | 51. | Pick-Up Line - Your Name Must Be VISA
| 2.5
Vote | 55 |
| | 52. | Pick-Up Line - I Know How to Please a Woman
| 2.4
Vote | 111 |
| | 53. | Pick-Up Line - Overdue Book
| 2.4
Vote | 35 |
| | 54. | Pick-Up Line - Want a Little Company?
| 2.4
Vote | 35 |
| | 55. | Pick-Up Line - Retarded?
| 2.3
Vote | 161 |
| | 56. | Fly Pick Up Lines
| 2.3
Vote | 132 |
| | 57. | Pick-Up Line - God is Crying
| 2.3
Vote | 110 |
| | 58. | Pick-Up Line - Lost My Phone Number
| 2.3
Vote | 101 |
| | 59. | Pick-Up Line - You Must Be In Pain
| 2.1
Vote | 79 |
| | 60. | Pick-Up Line - I Know You Want Me
| 2.1
Vote | 79 |
| | 61. | Pick-Up Line - Did It Hurt?
| 2.1
Vote | 64 |
| | 62. | Are you Jamaican?
| 2.0
Vote | 246 |
| | 63. | Pick-Up Line - Pancakes
| 1.9
Vote | 51 |
| | 64. | Pick-Up Line - Airplane
| 1.7
Vote | 167 |
| | 65. | Pick-Up Lines - Astronaut
| 1.6
Vote | 149 |
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