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Drowning the Pups

Joke submitted by: Ricardo

A drunk is just waking up on the beach one day.

A sweet young thing in a bikini has gone into the surf and the waves have taken her top off. She emerges from the surf only to realize her condition, clasps her arms around her exposed and ample breasts and immediately runs back to the water to retrieve her top.

The semi-comatose drunks see her and yells "Hey lady if you're going to drown them pups, I'll take the one with the brown nose!"

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