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One night a father went into his sons room to wish him a good night. Upon arriving he notices that his son is sitting up. "Whats wrong son?" asks the father. "Dad, I dreamed the Aunt Selma died," said the boy. The father reassured the son that Aunt Selma was just fine and told him to go back to sleep. The next day, Aunt Selma died...Later that night the father went into his sons room again to find him sitting up. He again asks his son what is wrong. "I dreamed that grandpa died." The father reassured his son that his grandfather was just fine and told him to go back to sleep. The next day the grandfather died...later that night the father once again went back into his sons room to find him sitting up. He again asked his son what was wrong. The boy replied, "Daddy, I dreamed you died." The father reassured the boy that he was just fine. The next day the father woke up and was scared for his life. He drove real careful to work, he jumped at every noise at work and hid under his desk. His wife meat him at the door when he got home. He said, "Honey I just had the worst day of my life!" The wife exclaimed, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on our doorstep this morning...


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