So, he leaves and comes back the next day with a banana and a cookie. The doctor instructs the guy to drop his pants and bend over, which he does, and the doctor peels the banana and in one swift movement, shoves the banana up the guys butt..... the guy is hoppin' and leapin' all over the doctor's office, and the doctor is lookin' at his watch.... after one minute has passed, he shoves the cookie up the guys butt... by this time the guy is not only embarrassed and confused, but pissed off as well..... the doctor assures him it is all part of the treatment, and to come back tomorrow morning again, with the aforementioned banana and cookie.... the guy, totally humbled by now, leaves the office. he returns the next morning, and the same scenario is repeated..... this goes on for 7 days, and on the 7th day, the doctor tells the guy, "ok, tomorrow is the last day of your treatment..... I want you to come back here tomorrow morning, this time with a banana and a hammer.... "A hammer!!" says the guy, trying to imagine where the hell the doctor was gonna' put the hammer!.... again, the doctor assures him it's all part of the treatment.......

So, the next morning, the guy dutifully shows up with a banana and a hammer.... he knows the routine by this time, so he drops his pants and bends over..... the doctor deftly shoves the banana up the guys butt... the doctor takes the hammer and looks at his watch............. ......ONE MINUTE.................................. ..........TWO MINUTES................................... ..............THREE MINUTES.................................. ...................FOUR MINUTES.................................... ALL of a sudden this HEAD pops out of the guys butt............ "HEY!!!! WHERE'S MY COOKIE???!!!" WHAM!!!!!!!!