"Oh!" she said, "Look at that beautiful diamond necklace. I'd just love to have that."

So her boyfriend picked up a brick, smashed the window, took out the necklace and gave it to her.

A little ways down they passed a fur store and she looked in the window and said, "Oh, look at that beautiful fur stole. I'd just love to have that fur stole!"

So once again her boyfriend picked up a brick and threw it through the window, got the fur stole and gave it to her.

It wasn't too much longer when they passed by a car dealership. "Oh", she said, "I'd just love to have that Cadillac there in the showroom!"

He looked at her and said, "What do you think? I'm made out of bricks?"