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There was a Chinese man, an Italian man, and an American man on the same airplane flight. The Chinese man decided that he was so proud of his nation that he would drop a giant brass star over his hometown. The Italian decided to do the same, but with a silver star. And the American decided to do the same, but with a gold star. After all three stars were dropped the men felt pretty good about themselves, and slept for the rest of the trip. The Chinese man got off first and when he got to his hometown there was a little boy crying in the street and the man asked him what was wrong. The little boy replied, "Something fell out of the sky and killed everyone in town." The Chinese man couldn't take the guilt and killed himself. Next, the Italian man got off the flight and when he reached his hometown there was a little boy crying in the street. The man asked him what was wrong and he said, "Something fell out of the sky and killed everyone in my hometown." The Italin couldn't take the guilt either and killed himself. Lastly, the American got off and when he came to his hometown there was a little boy laughing hysterically in the street. The man asked him what was so funny and the boy said, "My dad farted and the house blew up!" The American keeled over in laughter and died.


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