Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo? A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.) A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat. ~~~ What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris? - A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. - A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri, if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge... ~~~ Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo? A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty included!) ~~~ A man entered an auto parts store... Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo." Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade." ~~~ Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster? A. To keep your hands warm as you push it. ~~~ "The Oakland Police captured two men in their Yugo last night. The men are being held as suspects in the city's first push-by shooting." ~~~ Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual? A. The bus schedule. ~~~ Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast.* ~~~ Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill? A. A miracle!