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Sing to the tune of "My Sharona"

The girl looked good to me
Good to me
She looked like Pamela Lee
After 9 coronas

I began to kiss her
Undid her zipper
She looked like Claudia Schiffer
After 9 coronas

When I met her at the bar
She said she was on Baywatch
When she got into my car
She looked a lot like Sasquatch

Bow wow wow wow wow
Waaaahhhhh
9 coronas

She kinda looked like Mr. Spock
"Live long and prosper"
But she was Courtney Cox
After 9 coronas

We were hot with passion
We were mashin'
'Cause she looked like Jennifer Aniston
After 9 coronas

Late into the night
I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candlelight
She looked like Chris Farley

Bow wow wow wow wow
Waaaahhhhh
9 coronas

She was fat and stinky
And kinda sticky
But she looked like Christie Brinkley
After 9 coronas

She looked like Pee Herman
"That's my name - don't wear it out"
But she was Uma Thurman
After 9 coronas

In our 23rd position
I think I got whiplash
She was really bitchin'
Except for her moustache

Bow wow wow wow wow
Waaaahhhhh
9 coronas

She was bigger than a Winnebago
A way to go
She looked like Lisa Kudrow
After 9 coronas

She was no Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford
After 9 coronas

Opened up another bottle
I started drinking more beer
So I could wake up
Next to Heather Locklear

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yaaaahhhhh
9 coronas

9 coronas
(Repeat till fade)


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