"No way," says the other guy.

The first guy says, "I'll prove it." He jumps and sure enough at the 22nd floor the current brings him back up.

"I can't believe it," says the other guy.

"It does it every time," says the first guy and he jumps again. Sure enough the currents bring him back to the top.

"I gotta try this," says the other fellow who jumps off and splatters onto the sidewalk below.

As passer by looks up and says, "That Superman sure is an asshole when he gets drunk."