As he was taking a cab to his hotel, the cab passed a shopping mall, the largest mall he had ever seen. He mentioned this to the cab driver who replied, "Of course! Everything's big in Texas!"

The cab soon arrived at the hotel, and when he entered the lobby, he was struck by the immensity of the place. He mentioned to the desk clerk that it was the biggest hotel lobby he had ever seen, and the desk clerk replied, "Yes, sir! Everything's big in Texas!"

After checking in, a bell hop escorted him to his room. Upon entering the room, the businessman exclaimed that it was the biggest hotel room he had ever seen. "Naturally!" replied the bell hop, "Everything's big in Texas!"

A bit later, having some time on his hands, he went downstairs to the hotel bar - the biggest bar he had ever been in. He sat down on a stool and ordered a beer. When the bartender delivered the beer, the guy couldn't believe the size of it. "You know it!" Said the bartender, "Everything's big in Texas!"

Well, after drinking two of the huge beers, the guy was very, very desparate to find a men's room. The bartender directed him to go "down the hall and turn left." However, as he was not only full of beer but also rather sloshed, he staggered down the hall and turned right, and instead of entering the men's room, he ended up in the hotel pool. Before he had chance to look around, he slipped on the wet floor and fell into the deep end of the pool. Instantly, he began flailing around in the water and yelling, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"