2. Your recently dumped ex's idea of "revenge" is stalking you via instant messages in a chat room

3. A real deck of cards no long exists, solitaire, spades, and hearts are all played on the computer

4. You know your e-mail address, but you can't remember your home address

5. You now think of three espresso's as getting “wasted

6. Both you and your spouse are talk on cellular phones while driving your SUV

7. You instinctively buy and read every book Oprah mentions.

8. You don't let your kids play outside unless they have a bullet proof vest on

9. Your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks that it's okay to break up with you through email.