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Well Known Adages

Joke submitted by: Anonymous


Do you recognize these well known adages? 1.All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ANS: All that Glitters is not Gold.


2. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.


ANS: Beggars cannot be choosers.


3.Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ANS: Dead men tell no tales. 4.Neophite's serendipity. ANS: Beginner's luck 5.A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ANS: A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.


7.Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.


ANS: Birds of a feather flock together. 8.Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.


ANS: Beauty is only skin-deep.


9.Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to rectitude. ANS: Cleanliness is next to Godliness. 10.It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid.


ANS: Don't cry over Spilt Milk.


12.Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion. ANS: Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.


13.The stylus is more potent than the rapier. ANS: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. 14.It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.


ANS: You cant teach an Old Dog new Tricks.


15.Surveillance should precede saltation.


ANS: Look before you leap.


16.Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. (not a proverb) ANS: Twinkle twinkle little star


17.The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.


ANS: One who laughs the last, laughs the best.


18.Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.


ANS: All work and No Play makes Jack (?) a Dull boy.


19.Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles. ANS: Those who live Glass Houses should cast no stones.


20.Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.


ANS: Where there is smoke, there will be fire.




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