The driver, complete with sunglasses and racing gloves gets out and smirks at the woman. "Thats what ya call acceleration, lady!" he yells.

Then to his horror he watches the woman back up 100 yards and accelerate up to 60mph right into his precious Porsche, damaging it beyond recognition.

As the woman gets out she shouts, "Thats what you call a rental car with collision damage insurance smartass!"