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Return to the Misc Joke List Joke submitted by: Anon A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man cheers, "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues,"Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates. 50 voters gave this joke a 3.1 rating. Send to Friend |
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