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An Irishman sat down at the bar and ordered a Guiness. "Is that Jesus over there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Well give the man a Guiness" he said.
A little while later an American walked in, sat down beside the Irishman and ordered a bourbon. "Is that Jesus over there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Give the man a bourbon" he said.
A little while later an Australian walked in, sat down beside the American and ordered a beer. "Is that Jesus over there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Well give the man a beer" he said.
After He had finished His drinks, Jesus walked up to the Irishman, touched him on the shoulder and thanked him for the drink. The Irishman's withered arm was immediately cured. Jesus then walked over to the American, touched him on the head and thanked him for the drink. "Thanks" said the American "I've had a blinding migraine for the last 20 years and instantly it's gone".
Jesus then walked toward the Australian.
"Don't touch me " the Australian said, " I'm on workers comp".


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