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CHINESE EBONICS

* Are you harboring a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?)

* Approach me. (Kum Hia)

* Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)

* Small horse (Tai Ni Poni)

* Prices are too high here (No Bai Dam Ting)

* Miami vacationing agreed with you (Ya Mai Ti Tan)

* I bumped into a coffee table (Ai Bang Mai Ni)

* Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)

* You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)

* Unauthorized execution (Lin Ching)

* Inquiry to determine if bus is due (Hao Long Wei Ting?)

* Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)

* You're blowing your diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching?)

* Keep out of the pond (Noh Wei Ding)

* Tow-away zone (No Pah King)

* Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? (Wai Yu Sing DumSong?)

* You are not very bright (Yu So Dum)

* I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)

* I don't deserve the death penalty (Wai Hang Mi?)

* You're suffering from chronic halitosis (Yu Bai Sen Sen Nao)

* Remain out of sight (Lei Lo)

* Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)

* Did someone fertilize the field? (Hu Flung Dung?)

* Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)

* They are approaching (Hia Dei Kum)


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