And then the greatest day of your life happens ... you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony .... you BECOME 21 ... YES!!!

But then you turn 30 ... ooohhh what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk ... He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now.

What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40 ... stay over there, it's all slipping away ...

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50 ... and your dreams are gone.

Then you MAKE IT to 60 ... you didn't think you'd make it!!!!

So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60 ... then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!

After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday... You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch. You TURN 4:30, my grandmother won't even buy green bananas ... it's an nvestment you know, and maybe a bad one.

And it doesn't end there ... into the 90's you start going backwards... I was JUST 92 ...

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again ... "I'm 100 and a half!!!!