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Top Ten Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

10. "Set your phasers for 'fun' -- the Buzzmeister has landed!"

9. "Jeez, what a dump!"

8. "That's one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky."

7. "I think I can see Ebert from here."

6. "Hey, Linda McGinty of Montclair High School -- remember when you wouldn't go out with me? Well, look at me now -- I'm on the moon!"

5. "I'd like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet Earth."

4. "VISA -- it's everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks."

3. "Does this mean I have to miss the Smashing Pumpkins on 53rd Street?"

2. "Holy Crap!"

1. "Okay, I stepped on it -- now let's get the hell outta here."

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