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22. Put toothpaste on the toilet seats
21. Paint people's toenails with black permanent markers when they are sleeping
20. Run underwear up the flagpole
19. Put whipped cream in people's socks and shoes
18. Howl at the moon
17. Attempt to hold up your troop leader, if they don't cook your s'mores right
16. While canoeing, purposely run into the others, and knock them out of the boat
15. Use Brownies for fishing bait(Brownies are the little girl scouts)
14. Attempt to build a fire in the pool
13. Act like Tarzan, and swing through the trees
12. Cook crayfish, fresh from the creek
11. Look for snails
10. Break the zippers on sleeping bags, especially on cold nights
9. Put batteries from flashlights in backwards
8. Two Words: Deer Suit
7. While collecting firewood, use a chainsaw
6. Dart through the woods, suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme
5. Attempt to put fire out with face
4. While hiking, drop to your knees and say, "All of you just shut up!"
3. Put Ex-Lax in peoples cocoa
2. Bring your pet chinchilla
1. Take all of the toliet paper out of the latrenes


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