| Lawyer Jokes and Humor - Page 1 | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Witness Interviews Gone Bad
| 3.9
Vote | 1023 |
| | 2. | Lawyer One-Liners
| 3.8
Vote | 437 |
| | 3. | Do You Know Me?
| 3.7
Vote | 251 |
| | 4. | virgin
| 3.6
Vote | 252 |
| | 5. | Testimony of a Police Officer
| 3.6
Vote | 222 |
| | 6. | Getting a Lawyer to Give to the United Way
| 3.6
Vote | 199 |
| | 7. | A Lawyer's Perspective
| 3.6
Vote | 196 |
| | 8. | A Kind Lawyer
| 3.6
Vote | 152 |
| | 9. | Pretending to be a Lawyer
| 3.6
Vote | 105 |
| | 10. | Where Lawyers Come From
| 3.6
Vote | 77 |
| | 11. | Which to Shoot?
| 3.6
Vote | 59 |
| | 12. | Funeral Plans
| 3.5
Vote | 148 |
| | 13. | Interviewing the Medical Examiner
| 3.5
Vote | 94 |
| | 14. | Insurance
| 3.5
Vote | 49 |
| | 15. | Bribing the Judge
| 3.5
Vote | 49 |
| | 16. | The His Arm Is Not Himself Defense
| 3.5
Vote | 42 |
| | 17. | I'll Screw Anybody
| 3.4
Vote | 115 |
| | 18. | 4 Surgeons
| 3.4
Vote | 115 |
| | 19. | Life's Lost Laws
| 3.4
Vote | 87 |
| | 20. | Your Lawyer is Dead
| 3.4
Vote | 82 |
| | 21. | What Does Your Dad Do?
| 3.4
Vote | 54 |
| | 22. | Once a Lawyer ... Always a Lawyer
| 3.4
Vote | 53 |
| | 23. | Testimony
| 3.4
Vote | 45 |
| | 24. | Lawyer's Death Bed
| 3.3
Vote | 67 |
| | 25. | Bad News or Terrible News First
| 3.3
Vote | 46 |
| | 26. | A Lawyer in King Solomon's Court
| 3.3
Vote | 43 |
| | 27. | Lawyers v. The Bear
| 3.3
Vote | 43 |
| | 28. | Early Death?
| 3.3
Vote | 42 |
| | 29. | Shipwreck
| 3.3
Vote | 26 |
| | 30. | The Devil Visits an Attorney
| 3.2
Vote | 79 |
| | 31. | Lawyers Make Bad Neighbors
| 3.2
Vote | 73 |
| | 32. | Lawyer vs. Prostitute
| 3.2
Vote | 41 |
| | 33. | Guess Who?
| 3.2
Vote | 32 |
| | 34. | The Half-Million Dollar Picture
| 3.1
Vote | 75 |
| | 35. | An Honest Lawyer
| 3.1
Vote | 64 |
| | 36. | Divorce Proceedings
| 3.1
Vote | 44 |
| | 37. | A Lawyer's Ethical Dilemma
| 3.1
Vote | 41 |
| | 38. | Bribing the Judge
| 3.1
Vote | 35 |
| | 39. | Lawyers Visit
| 3.1
Vote | 22 |
| | 40. | Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
| 3.0
Vote | 37 |
| | 41. | Lawyers v. Sperm
| 3.0
Vote | 26 |
| | 42. | Bad Juror
| 3.0
Vote | 19 |
| | 43. | A New Use for Lawyers
| 2.9
Vote | 71 |
| | 44. | Where does a chicken go when it loses all of its feathers?
| 2.9
Vote | 13 |
| | 45. | The Elephant and the Tiger
| 2.8
Vote | 40 |
| | 46. | Farmer's Lawyer
| 2.8
Vote | 32 |
| | 47. | You Know it's Cold When . . .
| 2.7
Vote | 50 |
| | 48. | 100 Lawyers in the Sand
| 2.7
Vote | 48 |
| | 49. | A Lawyer and an Engineer
| 2.7
Vote | 38 |
| | 50. | Lawyers
| 2.7
Vote | 37 |
| | 51. | A Lawyer at the Scene
| 2.7
Vote | 22 |
| | 52. | Legal Sushi Bar
| 2.6
Vote | 34 |
| | 53. | Lawyer Job Interview
| 2.6
Vote | 27 |
| | 54. | Lawyer in a Plane Crash
| 2.6
Vote | 20 |
| | 55. | Female Lawyer v. Pitbull
| 2.5
Vote | 65 |
| | 56. | Rules are Rules
| 2.5
Vote | 48 |
| | 57. | Crossing a Lawyer With a Pit Bull
| 2.5
Vote | 46 |
| | 58. | Not Guilty?
| 2.5
Vote | 46 |
| | 59. | How do you get a Lawyer out of a Tree?
| 2.5
Vote | 42 |
| | 60. | Helpful Lawyers
| 2.4
Vote | 46 |
| | 61. | Caught with a Smoking Gun
| 2.4
Vote | 27 |
| | 62. | How do you stop a Lawyer from Drowning?
| 2.3
Vote | 54 |
| | 63. | The Piano Player
| 2.3
Vote | 42 |
| | 64. | Lawyers v. Nuclear Weapons
| 2.3
Vote | 37 |
| | 65. | Why Are Lawyers Buried Twelve Fet Down?
| 2.3
Vote | 36 |
| | 66. | Headline - Free Legal Advice
| 2.2
Vote | 38 |
| | 67. | And Lawyer Makes Three
| 1.9
Vote | 47 |
| | 68. | Jury Duty
| 1.9
Vote | 44 |
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