| Halloween Jokes and Humor - Page 1 | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Costume Party
| 3.8
Vote | 4923 |
| | 2. | Black Halloween Costumes
| 3.7
Vote | 1495 |
| | 3. | The Best Comeback Line Ever
| 3.3
Vote | 1725 |
| | 4. | Fixing the Headstone
| 3.2
Vote | 631 |
| | 5. | Beethoven Symphonies
| 3.2
Vote | 513 |
| | 6. | Twick or Tweat
| 3.1
Vote | 1042 |
| | 7. | Why Don't Witches Wear Panties?
| 3.0
Vote | 1297 |
| | 8. | Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
| 3.0
Vote | 1035 |
| | 9. | Why Witches Can't Have Babies
| 3.0
Vote | 556 |
| | 10. | Mummy Music
| 3.0
Vote | 472 |
| | 11. | More Halloween One-Liners
| 3.0
Vote | 295 |
| | 12. | Why Didn't the Skeleton Cross the Road?
| 3.0
Vote | 260 |
| | 13. | How to spot a Redneck on Halloween!
| 3.0
Vote | 33 |
| | 14. | Halloween One-Liners
| 2.9
Vote | 471 |
| | 15. | Halloween Delivery
| 2.9
Vote | 251 |
| | 16. | Vampire's Favorite Fruit
| 2.9
Vote | 138 |
| | 17. | Halloween Costume - IRS Agent
| 2.9
Vote | 110 |
| | 18. | Why don't monsters eat clowns?
| 2.9
Vote | 59 |
| | 19. | What type of dog does Dracula have?
| 2.9
Vote | 20 |
| | 20. | Hillbilly Halloween
| 2.8
Vote | 576 |
| | 21. | Halloween One-Liners
| 2.8
Vote | 179 |
| | 22. | Q: Why do scary monsters have so many ears?
| 2.8
Vote | 48 |
| | 23. | Why Pumpkins are better than Men
| 2.7
Vote | 495 |
| | 24. | Thirsty Skeleton
| 2.7
Vote | 209 |
| | 25. | Rocky the Trick or Treater
| 2.7
Vote | 178 |
| | 26. | Ghost Car
| 2.7
Vote | 149 |
| | 27. | Why did the mummy go on vacation?
| 2.7
Vote | 45 |
| | 28. | The IRS Trick or Treater
| 2.6
Vote | 219 |
| | 29. | The Vampire's Dentist Appointment
| 2.6
Vote | 199 |
| | 30. | Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
| 2.6
Vote | 59 |
| | 31. | Dracula's Teacher
| 2.5
Vote | 172 |
| | 32. | Halloween Costume
| 2.4
Vote | 420 |
| | 33. | Halloween Menu
| 2.4
Vote | 208 |
| | 34. | What do you get when you cross a monster and a pig?
| 2.4
Vote | 36 |
| | 35. | medical residents
| 2.4
Vote | 27 |
| | 36. | What do skeletons say before they eat?
| 2.3
Vote | 121 |
| | 37. | What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
| 2.3
Vote | 35 |
| | 38. | Dracula's Nachos
| 2.2
Vote | 303 |
| | 39. | Knock-Knock
| 2.1
Vote | 754 |
| | 40. | Boo who?
| 1.8
Vote | 29 |
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