One Cardninal turned to the Pope and suggested, "We could get Tiger Woods and ordane him as a Cardinal. He would ensure our victory."

"That's a great idea", said the Pope.

A few weeks later, the cardinals returned from their golf game and the Pope was anxiously awaiting the news of the match.

"So, how did it go?" asked the Pope.

One of the cardinals replied, "Well, it went alright. We played pretty well, but we lost."

"How could you lose? We had Tiger Woods as our secret weapon." gasped the Pope.

The cardinal shook his head and replied, "Tiger lost to Rabbi Greg Norman!"