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ADAM AND EVE WERE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, AND EVE HAD NOT BEEN THERE LONG AND ADAM WAS TRYING TO GET A GRASP ON THE FEMALE THING, SO HE ASKED GOD IF THEY COULD TALK. GOD REPLIED, SURE YOUR MY SON AND I LOVE YOU YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING.SO ADAM ASKED, GOD YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS AND THE SUNSET....BUT I LOOK AT EVE AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY.. WHY GOD, DID YOU MAKE HER SO BEAUTIFUL? GOD REPLIED, MY SON THAT IS EASY, I MADE HER THAT WAY SO YOU WOULD LOVE HER, ADAM REPLIED WELL, IT WORKED BUT I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION.. I TOUCH THE COOL WATER AND RUB THE FURRY ANIMALS AND THE FEEL SO GOOD TO ME BUT I TOUCH EVE AND IT IS SO WONDERFUL MY HEART ALMOST STOPS.. GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HER THAT WAY? GOD REPLIED WELL ADAM THATS EASY I MADE HER THAT WAY SO YOU'D LOVE HER.. WELL ADAM REPLIED, IT WORKED, I DO, BUT GOD I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION AND I DON'T MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR WISDOM OR ANYTHING, BUT GOD SHE'S STUPID, WHY DID YOU MAKE HER STUPID? GOD REPLIED MY SON THATS EASY I MADE HER THAT WAY SO SHE WOULD LOVE YOU!!!


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