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The Dancing Duck

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck
is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't
dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks' former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

58 voters gave this joke a 2.8 rating.

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