| Confucius Jokes and Humor - Page 1 | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Confucius Say - Virginity and Bubble
| 3.7
Vote | 309 |
| | 2. | Confucius Say - Constipated
| 3.7
Vote | 77 |
| | 3. | Confucius says - Secretary
| 3.6
Vote | 750 |
| | 4. | Confucius-Boy Meats Girl
| 3.6
Vote | 477 |
| | 5. | Confucius Says - Baseball is Wrong
| 3.6
Vote | 445 |
| | 6. | Confucius Say - Meet Girl in Park
| 3.6
Vote | 117 |
| | 7. | Confucius Say - Schoolboy and Schoolgirl
| 3.5
Vote | 467 |
| | 8. | Confucius Say - Turnstile
| 3.5
Vote | 339 |
| | 9. | Confucius
| 3.5
Vote | 287 |
| | 10. | Confucius Say - Passionate Kiss
| 3.5
Vote | 263 |
| | 11. | Confucius - Four Balls
| 3.5
Vote | 145 |
| | 12. | Confucius Say - High on Pot
| 3.5
Vote | 131 |
| | 13. | Confucius Says - War Doesn't Determine Who is Right
| 3.5
Vote | 77 |
| | 14. | Confucius Says - Piano or Organ
| 3.5
Vote | 50 |
| | 15. | Confucius Say - 6.9
| 3.5
Vote | 49 |
| | 16. | Confucius - War
| 3.4
Vote | 299 |
| | 17. | Confucius Says - Cocky
| 3.4
Vote | 162 |
| | 18. | Confucius - Panties
| 3.4
Vote | 161 |
| | 19. | Confucius Say - Do Not Bite Nails
| 3.4
Vote | 128 |
| | 20. | Confucius Says - Woman in Treehouse
| 3.4
Vote | 120 |
| | 21. | Confucius Says - Peeing through Screen Door
| 3.4
Vote | 89 |
| | 22. | Confucius Say - Piano
| 3.4
Vote | 80 |
| | 23. | Confucius Says - Fruit
| 3.4
Vote | 69 |
| | 24. | Confucius Says - Kids and Legos
| 3.4
Vote | 59 |
| | 25. | Confucius Says - Building Crib
| 3.4
Vote | 47 |
| | 26. | Confucius Says - Tool in Mouth
| 3.3
Vote | 123 |
| | 27. | Confucius Say - Making Crib
| 3.3
Vote | 93 |
| | 28. | Confucius Say - Wrong Way
| 3.3
Vote | 80 |
| | 29. | Confucius Says - Piece on Earth
| 3.3
Vote | 71 |
| | 30. | Confucius Says - Running around a Car
| 3.3
Vote | 68 |
| | 31. | Confucius Say - Man Who Sleeps On Road
| 3.3
Vote | 21 |
| | 32. | Confucius Says - Fart in Church
| 3.2
Vote | 145 |
| | 33. | Confucius Says - Fishing in Other Man's Well
| 3.2
Vote | 87 |
| | 34. | Confucius Says - Panties Not Best Thing on Earth
| 3.2
Vote | 50 |
| | 35. | Confucius Say - Watch in Toilet
| 3.2
Vote | 32 |
| | 36. | Confucius Says - Man and Dog House
| 3.1
Vote | 139 |
| | 37. | Confucius Say - Prunes
| 3.1
Vote | 107 |
| | 38. | Confucius Says - Glass House
| 3.1
Vote | 81 |
| | 39. | Confucius Say - Fight All Day
| 3.1
Vote | 70 |
| | 40. | The Buddhist and the Hot Dog Vendor
| 3.1
Vote | 33 |
| | 41. | Confucius Say - Glass House
| 3.1
Vote | 18 |
| | 42. | Confucius Says - Camping Trip
| 3.0
Vote | 61 |
| | 43. | Confucius Says - Drive Like Hell
| 2.9
Vote | 48 |
| | 44. | Mattress Trouble
| 2.9
Vote | 33 |
| | 45. | Confucius Say - One Chopstick
| 2.8
Vote | 102 |
| | 46. | Confucius Says - Sit on Tack
| 2.8
Vote | 84 |
| | 47. | Confucius Say - Bobbing in Corn Field
| 2.8
Vote | 40 |
| | 48. | Confucius Say - Dog House
| 2.8
Vote | 36 |
| | 49. | Confucius Say - Run Behind Car
| 2.8
Vote | 35 |
| | 50. | Confucius Say - Pot
| 2.7
Vote | 81 |
| | 51. | Confucius Says - Cooking Peas and Carrots
| 2.7
Vote | 67 |
| | 52. | Confucius Say - Run in Front of Car
| 2.7
Vote | 39 |
| | 53. | Confucius Say - Cat House
| 2.7
Vote | 26 |
| | 54. | Confucius Say - Wrong Candle
| 2.4
Vote | 41 |
| | 55. | Confucius Say - Judge's Lap
| 2.4
Vote | 12 |
| | 56. | Confucius Says - Glass House
| 2.3
Vote | 31 |
| | 57. | Confucius Says - Lightbulb Jokes
| 2.2
Vote | 156 |
| | 58. | Confucius Say - Not on Level
| 2.1
Vote | 91 |
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