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How to Impress a Client

Joke submitted by: Sarah


I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac. I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late. Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would really appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me while I was with my client. He agreed. Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?" To which I replied "Take a Hike Gates! I'm in a meeting!"



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