Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes

An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead