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Hillary Clinton - Pregnant?

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

Hillary Clinton went to her doctor because she was not feeling well.

The doctor explained that she was pregnant again.

She was furious. This would ruin her plans for a Senate run in New York next year. Her dreams were ruined. The more she thought about it, the madder she got. She was so made that she called Bill and the oval office and began to yell and scream at him, how he had selfishly gotten her pregnant, ruined her dreams of running for Senate. She went on and on, finally there was a long pause as she waited for a reply from Mr. Clinton.

Suddenly, after the long silence, Bill said, "...Who is this?"

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