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Dinner with Clinton and Gore

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

Al Gore was brainstorming his campaign strategy with Bill Clinton at a Georgetown restaurant when the waitress came to take their order. Gore ordered a salad and water, and Bill Clinton studied the menu for a second. Then he looked up, smiled, and said, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress was offended. "Mr. President," she said, "Considering all that your wife went through last year
with Monica Lewinsky, I think that that's in particularly poor taste."

She stomped away to cry.

Al Gore leaned over to Clinton, looked at his menu, and whispered, "Uh, Bill, I think that's pronounced 'quiche.'"

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