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Lewinsky and Clinton Limericks

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

This is from a contest whose requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unibomber) in a limerick.

Winner:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

First runner up:
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Second runner up:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.

48 voters gave this joke a 3.7 rating.

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