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Clinton on plane

Joke submitted by: Super V

erry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.


The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a gang of brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips!"


The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."



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