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Return to the Christmas Joke List Joke submitted by: Anonymous Every week they drop another grand (sung to the tune of Winter wonder land) There it stands ... the casino; Mom's inside ... playing keno She's there night and day She can't stay away Every week ... she drops another grand See my dad ... roll the dice there With his luck ... cold as ice there He doubles his bets as well as his debts; Every week ... he drops another grand. Yesterday they repossessed our Taurus Dad's now cashing out his I-R-A Things are even worse for cousin Horace Beaten up by bookies he can't pay Christmas Eve ... there's no tree here; Folks are gone ...there's just me here They're trying once more to make a big score You can bet that they'll drop another grand 46 voters gave this joke a 3.3 rating. Send to Friend |
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