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Return to the Business Joke List Joke submitted by: Anonymous Serenity Prayer Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. 147 voters gave this joke a 3.7 rating. Send to Friend |
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