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An Athlete's Dreams

Joke submitted by: Anonymous


Big Jock met a gorgeous blonde at a bar one night. Well, as always, he performed as well as one would expect of an athlete in his condition.


After it was all said and done, the blonde whose name was Jeannie said, "I am truly a Genie and you have satisfied me like no other. And for that I would like to grant you three of your greatest dreams".


Big Jock couldn't believe his luck. He then said, "Well for my first wish, I would like to become the most famous quarterback in history. For my second wish, I'd like to be the most famous goalie in history. And for my final wish, I would like to be history's most famous pitcher."


Jeannie then said, "Well that's quite an order but I can do it. It'll take me a year or so, but all your wishes will come true."


In January, Big Jock was the first quarterback to throw eleven consecutive touchdown passes, leading his team to the biggest score and Super Bowl win in history.


In May, Jock was the first goalie to post fifteen consecutive shut-outs on his team's way to winning the Stanley Cup.


The following October, his third wish came true. Jock found himself turned into the Mona Lisa.




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