"Can you do any really cool miracles?" asks the guy.

"Well, yeah, all kinds of neat stuff," says the angel. So they walk over to an old guy, that is blind. So the angel waves his hand and says, "Now you can see." The old man gets up and starts yelling, "It's a miracle I can see!"

"How's that for a miracle?" asks the angel.

"No, I think that's more like a stroke of good luck," replies the man.

"Ok..." says the angel. They walk on further to where a 7 car pile-up just happened. So the angel waves his hand again, and everything dissapears. All of the people have been saved.

"There, now that's a miracle." says the angel. Once again the man is not satisfied. "I bet you I could do better." So the angel gives the guy some powers and the guy walks over to a blonde and waves his hand.

"Now, what is 2 + 2?" asks the man.

"F-F-Four!" says the blonde.

"Now that's what I call a miracle."